dude why does fall/winter have to be shorter than spring/summer >:(( spring/summer are the WORST and make me CRY. lets GET RID of the warm months.

ALSO lets make MORE good holidays!!! another winter holiday and halloween 2!!!!

I KNOW THAT SUMMER/SPRING AND FALL/WINTER ARE BOTH 6 MONTHS LONG, BUT FALL/WINTER FEELS SHORTER!!!

i have to find a way to romanticise spring/summer so im not in any more agony

this is why i wanna move north.

okay mother nature in ur new patch update could you plz shorten spring/summer and make them 2 months long with no downsides or side effects. <3 pleaseeeee

I LOVE FALL
I LOVE WINTER
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL


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DID YOU KNOW THAT september is national mushroom month




[verse 1]
I was working in the crypt during a full moon
When i overheard a familiar tune!
I sat down at the piano and to my surprise
Suddenly i began to plageriiiiizzzee!

[Chorus]
He did the Stance!
I did the Grunkle Stance!
The Grunkle Stance!
It was a monster-themed dance!
He did the Stance!
I got paid in advance!
He got finance!
From the Grunkle Stance!

[verse 2]
A skeleton, werewolf and ghost all came
Because their in public domain
Dracula was there, and a dragon i guess
Yadda, yadda, you know the rest!

[Chorus]
He did the Stance!
I did the Grunkle Stance!
The Grunkle Stance!
It was a monster-themed dance!
He did the Stance!
I got paid in advance!
He got finance!
From the Grunkle Stance!


































































i have been restrained by the government.